If you have ever looked around your living room and thought, What this needs is a private cinema, a karaoke room and an indoor swimming pool
, then congratulations, Twiss Green Lane may have just answered your very specific prayer.
This detached four-bedroom home in Culcheth is up for sale with Thornley Groves, listed on Rightmove for offers in the region of £1,379,500. That is not exactly loose change down the back of the sofa, but then most sofas do not come with a gymnasium and a sound-proof pod den nearby.
The property sits on a generous plot in one of Culcheth more sought-after spots, and the listing describes it as a residence that epitomises luxury and sophisticated
. I assume they meant sophistication, but when a house has its own karaoke room, perhaps grammar simply had to leave early.
Inside, the ground floor opens with an inviting hallway leading to several reception rooms, plus an open-plan kitchen and wrap-around dining area. So far, very smart, very polished, very much the sort of place where you would feel guilty putting a mug down without a coaster.
Then come the extras. There is a dedicated cinema for film nights, a separate karaoke room for those brave enough to attempt Bohemian Rhapsody after two glasses of fizz, and a sound-proof pod den, which frankly sounds like a blessing for everyone else in the house.
The indoor swimming pool is the real show-off moment, complete with reception area, changing facility and shower room. Add in the gymnasium on the same floor and you have a home that appears determined to remove every possible excuse for not exercising, which is frankly rude.
Upstairs, there are four double bedrooms, including a master suite with a dressing room. Another bedroom has access to a private rooftop sun terrace, which is lovely, assuming the Great British weather remembers to cooperate for more than seven minutes at a time.
Outside, the gardens are well manicured and include a paved area, wooden decking, a BBQ pergola, two water features and a summer house. There is also an electric gated driveway and a double detached garage, because of course there is.
A spokesperson for Thornley Groves said: In summary, this prestigious residence presents a rare opportunity to embrace a lifestyle of luxury and convenience in the heart of Culcheth.
They added: Meticulously designed and impeccably appointed, it represents the epitome of modern living, where every detail has been carefully curated to exceed expectations.
Estate agent language does love to wear a velvet smoking jacket, but in fairness, this place is undeniably impressive. It is glossy, ambitious and packed with features most homes in Culcheth can only dream of, or politely roll their eyes at while secretly wanting a go in the cinema room.
That said, it is very much a house for someone who wants their home to be an experience, not just somewhere to find the remote and argue about bin night. For £1.379 million, you would certainly expect more than a decent kitchen and a nice patio, and this one has gone for the full lifestyle catalogue.
Anyone wanting more details can contact Thornley Groves on 0161 524 9345.